PICTURE BATTLE!

With Wii, it's always the same problem: broken TV's

Just replace that glass with this sheet of new, shiny glass! Surely, NOTHING could break the glass...!

You would think so, wouldn't you? But according to a resent research, a brick can break a window when it's hurled towards it with enough speed! Amazing, isn't it?

Good god! Whatever will they think up next?

Totally not stereotyping martial arts here...

Martial artists don't really stand a chance against the legends of MMA.

Snow managed to single-handedly stop most of the British Education board (thus I've had several days off today) so why not a few wrestlers?



...Oh wait. It's only 5-10 cm of snow. You get this all the time in Finland, am I right? One snowflake on the ground and our whole government goes crazy.

Well yeah, we've had a lot more snow in here almost all winter. But then again, we're white, hairy snow-people who live in igloos, so we don't really care.

But just call "Mr. Plow, that's his name. That name again is Mr. Plow!"

Well we managed to use all that extra tea we have stored up to melt all the snow. You know, because we're so obsessed with tea that we have giant storage tankers full of it.


That's not far off from the truth actually...

This giant dog will eat your snowplow!

Yes, and you all wear monocles and say "splendid" all the time, right?

Fleas are dog's worst enemies!

Nope. It tends to be "Or-ray-t you-f" where I live... I must get myself a monocle.

We've gone from tyrannosaurus rex to anti-dandruff shampoo

Oh, you british stereotypes!

I think we should go back to the past. This tyrannosaurus could probably destroy that shampoo-bottle.

A woolly mammoth fighting a T rex would be SWEET.

Damn those mammoth killing-homo sapiens!

Sackboy will destroy humanity.

This evil little demon should be able to destroy that pile of rope.

Time for a bonsai kitten.

Animal activists will not stand for this!

Something they just cannot understand.

Sorry, thinking is not allowed. You will agree with us on everything.

This is probably the most tasteless thing I've done in weeks.

Sorry for not posting in a long time, apparently I was busy with other stuff.

Can we fix it?

I thought you'd joined the army or something. Does Finland have National Service?

No, you can't fix it. Because your hammer is actually a hammerhead shark for some reason.

Yep, and I'm enlisting in the summer of 2010.

Let's kill it then!

So are you happy with that? Do you actually have a choice on whether you can do it or not? Any role you want to be in the army?

I personally would be a medic because as a pacifist I don't believe in violence. But that's just me.

You cannot penetrate this submarine's titanium hull!

Yes, I get to choose between the army, civil service and jail. And I prefer the army.

I'm trying to get to this place called Erikoisjääkäri-school. I don't what it is in english, but it's the second toughest post in the finnish military.

These old depth charges should work just fine.