PICTURE BATTLE!

I heard about the recent shooting on the news. Do you think they should tighten gun control in Finland? Over here you need a license to buy one, as far as I'm aware.

Angry Video Game Nerd is the greatest game critic of all time, except maybe yahtzee.

One of the many, many titles you won't find on the wii.

Well, there have recently been only two serious incidents that involve firearms, but I think they should definetly tighten gun control. Altough you need a license, it's not hard to get one. Just join a gun-club or hunting-club and you can buy any gun you want to. There are a lot of guns in our house too.

Angry Video Game Nerd is THE best. No question about it.

CoD4 has multiplayer has been raped by hackers.

Do you think that tasers would be a better alternative to guns? They're supposedly non-lethal, but they can kill if mishandled...

"WAH! A WOMAN! RUN!!!" Those crazy hackers and their lack of social lives... then again I can't say much.

Of course. Authorities are using more and more tasers these days. I've actually even tried one and theyr'e pretty hardcore. But like you said, you can kill a man with a taser, so I wouldn't put on sale to civilians.

Women simply can't drive a car. They always panic and do something stupid.

You said you've tried one yourself. Did you use the taser, or were you tased yourself? Must've hurt if it was the latter.

In a totally over the top reply, the cthulhu will destroy the car, along with the rest of the planet.

No, luckily I wasn't tased. I just shot a volunteer and he wasn't really happy. It was still pretty cool.

The killer of unrealistic and huge-ass monsters, Hercules, should have no problem with that giant squid.


(The only picture that I could find that didn't show his private parts)

Ah but a ninja wouldn't need a taser

According to Greek mythology, Hercules was killed by a mischevious centaur called nessus. He probably didn't look like the centaur in the picture.

True, I don't NEED it, but doesn't make it any less cooler!

Mmm... Centaur...

Hmm, ninjas that can shoot electricity... damn. That'd make an awesome game.

Buddha does not approve of your meat-eating ways.

It's already been made. It's called Saints Row 2. And it is awesome.

As you can see, Jesus doesn't approve Buddha.

Saint's row 2 has lightning ninjas? Woah. Still, postal 2 has Gary Coleman with a machine gun.

As I said above, Gary Coleman with a machine gun pwns all.

Well, you and your crew can dress as ninjas and you can use tasers and shock paddles, so kinda... And I agree, Postal 2 is pretty hardcore. The only game where you can use cats as silencers!

Anyway, I can't think of any good response, so here's Barack Obama as a Jedi Knight. I'm pretty sure he could kill Coleman.

OPSM (Official PlayStation Magazine) gave saints row 2 5/10! Your thoughts?

Something even more awesome than that: Haggar pile-driving a shark.

They're communist-nazis that should be euthanised. Saints Row 2 is one of the best games ever!

Too bad they fell through the floor straight into hell.

Are there any plans for downloadable content? God I love downloadable content. There's loads of costumes for littlebigplanet avaliable at the moment, even if it's just another way for game developers to suck money from us, I still love it for some reason.

A blu-ray add-on for the 360 is announced. Hell freezes over.

Apparently this is actually in the works too :O

Yes, THQ confirmed it. There was a lot of donwloadable content for Saints Row 1, so I bet there will be even more for Saints Row 2. Currently there's nothing but gamerpictures and themes, but I don't think it should take too long for them to create something cool.

And since Xbox is a Microsoft product, this will probaly happen when they try to get Blu-Rays to work on 360.

Is there any info on what the DLC will be? New weapons/vecihles/clothes, or whole new areas?

The HD DVD add-on for the 360 matches that in so many ways it's hard to pick just one.

None whatsoever. THQ just announced that Saints Row 2 is going to have doanloadable content, but they didn't say anything else. It could be clothing, weapons, vehicles, places, multiplayer maps, missions or anything else!

DVD's are so 5 minutes ago! Water holograms are the latest way to view movies!

So what kind of stuff was released for saint's row 1? That'd give you a good idea of what will be released for the sequel.

The real loch ness monster will easily destroy that hologram.

Heck, it'd just swim through it.

Mostly just clothes, hairstyles, tattoos and other customization items. I hope there will be more stuff in Saints Row 2 DLC.

Accordin to Penn & Teller, Loch Ness monster doesn't exist. So technically, owned.

Nice, nice. Speaking of consumerism, what are you getting for Christmas?

This bull wants its shit back... and it'll go through anything to get it. Including this pack of wolves.

I don't know. I haven't asked for anything special. New grappling gloves and maybe some games would be nice. What about you?

Not very original. Or nice.

Spanish armada was beaten in 1588, mainly by the bad weather rather than the English ships. They weren't used to the stormy seas so most of their ships sunk before they reached the coast.

That'll teach the Spanish to kill bulls in that way D:

This all-wather foosball-table isn't affected by that storm in any way. Take that!

Whoops, forgot to reply to your last post about what I was getting for christmas... Ah well, it's all on the math game.

Ah, but no-one will play with your primitive football table. It's all digital these days.

(This is one of the most retarded games I've ever seen).