PICTURE BATTLE!

He'll be okay with a pair of these!

That... is... from... last years fall collection! It's ugly!

Oh yeah? The kool-aid man doesn't think so.


OOOOOOOH YEEEEEEAAAAAAH!

Powerade beats Kool-aid!'

Not like this mandrill cares. He'll drink anything.

Omg! Poachers!

Handily enough, the Berlin wall separates the poachers from the animals.

I belive this dino could destroy that wall. You might even know it's name.

Triceratops.

Anyway if there's one dinosaur that could beat a triceratops in a fight it's this one:

Argentinasaurus ftw.

I bet this small bone would easily get stuck in that long throat:



I doubt they ate meat, but who cares?

They might have swallowed a bone by accident at some point...

But if you shoved this didgeridoo into its throat, it could be blown into the stomach (to burn in the acids) or sucked out.

Nice plan!

But this sock was shoved inside the didgeridoo so it became useless.

This beetle will crawl up the didgeridoo and remove the sock.

The one in the picture was found in a crate-load of bananas that was sent to the UK.

Here come's the bugspray!

Well Patrick Moore isn't so happy about you killing his precious specimen. "Release the hounds!"

Too bad he didn't see this pimped truck coming!

*VROOOM!* *SPLAT!* *AAARGH!* *MUAHAHAHAA!*

Let's see you splat this tarantula! And it's immune to bug spray/swatters too so don't even try them! (after all, it's radio-active)

I bet you didn't see this coming!

Everyone knows ninjas own giant tarantulas in their spare time.

AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT POSTING A PIRATE IN HERE!

Oh yeah? Ninjas don't stand a chance against lepers! BOO YEAH!

Eww...

Anyway, they say that this guy could cure plenty of diseases.

Richard Dawkins. Self explanatory.

A fierless team of Catholic Commandos:

Giant robot pope will put an end to the fighting:

This EMP-grenade apparently destroys any electrical equipment in it's range. So take that, pope robot!

But if it's wrapped in cling-film, it'll act as an insulator and protect it from the EMP.